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$7.13The Story
Too cool to chew with his mouth closed.
Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.
This plate doesn’t ask for attention. It demands it—loudly, unapologetically, and probably while blasting a cassette.
Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Too cool to chew with his mouth closed.
Meet Andy. He’s an alpaca straight out of the ‘90s—rocking a purple shell suit, wraparound sunglasses, and enough misplaced confidence to fill a VHS shelf.
This plate doesn’t ask for attention. It demands it—loudly, unapologetically, and probably while blasting a cassette.
Perfect for people who peaked in 1996, still say “as if,” or just want dinnerware with more personality than their houseplants.
